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Infinite cum.
You sit on the chair to cum, but the cum never stops coming out of your pp. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your pp closed but that makes your pp hurt.
The cum accelerates.
You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your pp fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell.
The cum accelerates.
You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step.
The cum accelerates.
The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window.
The cum accelerates.
A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself.
The cum accelerates.
A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile.
The cum accelerates.
The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The cum ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers.
The cum accelerates.
You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet.
The cum accelerates.
The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your pphole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes.
The cum accelerates.
1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The cum accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city.
The cum accelerates.
You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive.
The cum accelerates.
Your body disintegrates but your cum contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness.
The cum accelerates. Forever.
