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| − | The '''Wii System Menu''' (also called '''Wii Menu''' or '''System Menu''') is the primary graphical interface of the Wii console. It provides access to all of the Wii's main system functions on retail units, including launching titles from a disc, launching channels on the Wii's NAND, save data and title management, adjusting system settings, and the Wii Message Board. On development systems, the [[Devkit Boot Program]] is preinstalled instead of the Wii Menu (but the retail menu can still be installed using a [[Wii Menu Changer]] disc).
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| − | There are five different regional versions of the Wii Menu, indicated by the letter after the version number displayed in the system settings:
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| + | You sit on the chair to cum, but the cum never stops coming out of your pp. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your pp closed but that makes your pp hurt. |
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| − | !Europe (E)
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| + | '''The cum accelerates.''' |
| − | |Used on American, Middle Eastern, and Southeast Asian Wii consoles.||Used on European, Australian, Indian, and African Wii consoles.
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| − | !Japan (J)
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| − | !Korea (K)
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| − | |Used on Japanese and non-mainland Chinese (HK/TW) Wii consoles.||Used on Korean Wii consoles. It is unknown if this applies to the entirety of Chosun<ref>https://kotaku.com/you-can-play-wii-in-north-korea-for-therapy-1514770600</ref>.
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| − | | colspan="2" |Was meant to be used on Mainland Chinese Wii consoles released by [[iQue]], but was never released or used publicly. Fan-made menus with a x.xC version number exist and have been distributed on Chinese websites, but these are not official. A C region menu was obtained in the [[Zammis Clark Breach]].
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| − | ==Unused Content==
| + | You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your pp fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. |
| − | ===Channel time limits===
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| − | An unused feature exists in the System Menu to set limits on the duration for which a channel can be used; this was seemingly intended for special subscription, rental, and demo titles as per the [[ES]] and [[Wii Shop Channel]] code which supports it, but was never used for unknown reasons.
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| − | It can be activated by setting byte 0x268 of a title's ticket to 0x01. The time limit is read from the following 4 bytes.
| + | '''The cum accelerates.''' |
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| − | If activated, the System Menu will display the remaining time at the bottom of the channel's banner. If the time limit is over, you will automatically return to the System Menu, but instead of the usual animation for returning, you will face a black screen saying the time limit for this channel is over. After this, when viewing the channel's banner, the "Start" button will be greyed out and there will be a message saying the license for this channel expired.
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| − | The system saves the time that was spent in the channel (although it's unknown where it does), rendering uninstalling and reinstalling it useless. In fact, IOS will prevent installing a title where the license is already expired. The only way to be able to install the title again would be increasing or disabling the time limit.
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| − | |[[File:Banner channel time remaining.png|thumb|The System Menu displays the remaining time the user can spend using this channel.<ref group="Wii Menu" name="4.3E">Wii Menu 4.3E on Dolphin</ref>]]||[[File:Banner channel time remaining less than a minute.png|thumb|If the remaining time is less than a minute, this text will be used.<ref group="Wii Menu" name="4.3E" />]]
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| − | |[[File:Period of use ended.png|thumb|The System Menu displays the text saying that the period of use for this channel has ended.<ref group="Wii Menu" name="4.3E" />]]
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| − | ===DVD icon in Disc Channel banner===
| + | The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. |
| − | The banner of the Disc Channel has a DVD graphic and a matching shadow and reflection, but they are set to be invisible. It is located on the left of the Wii Disc, partly off screen; it is likely that originally the DVD was intended to be smaller than the other discs and positioned above or below them. | |
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| − | If made visible, one can see that the only animation that appears to be assigned to the disc is the spin animation that plays after clicking on the channel icon.
| + | '''The cum accelerates.''' |
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| − | See [[Wii DVD Support]] for more information.
| + | A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. |
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| − | |[[File:My DVDDisk a.png|thumb|Rip of the DVD graphic.<ref>Disc Channel banner files from Wii Menu 4.3E</ref>]]||[[File:Disc channel banner dvd.png|thumb|The DVD graphic, its shadow and its reflection made visible.<ref group="Wii Menu" name="4.3E" />]]
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| − | ==Revision History==
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| − | [[File:Wii1.gif|thumb|Image of the unknown beta menu, distinguished from 1.0 by the lack of a disc icon peeking out from the Disc Channel<ref>http://www.nintendo.co.uk/Support/Wii/Usage/Wii-Menus/Accessing-the-Wii-Menu-and-System-Settings/Accessing-the-Wii-Menu-and-System-Settings-242881.html</ref>]]
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| − | *[[Wii Startup Disc]] menu (also known as "Prelaunch System Menu", barebones stub to load the Wii Startup Disc and install 1.0)
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| − | *Unknown Beta (several variants exist, mostly seen in pre-release screenshots and footage)
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| − | *1.0 RC1 (obtained in [[Zammis Clark Breach]])
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| − | *1.0 (basic menu missing features such as SD card support and online functionality)
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| − | *2.0 (added features including SD Card support as well as "lump" on channel list)
| + | A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. |
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| − | *2.1
| + | '''The cum accelerates.''' |
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| − | *2.2 (only 2.x version present in [[Wii Menu Changer]])
| + | The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The cum ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. |
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| − | *3.0 (notably added a clock to the channel list)
| + | '''The cum accelerates.''' |
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| − | *3.1
| + | You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. |
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| − | *3.2 (last version to use a [[Trucha Bug]]-vulnerable [[IOS]], making it highly desirable for hacking purposes for a period of time)
| + | '''The cum accelerates.''' |
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| − | *3.3 (first version to use patched IOS)
| + | The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your pphole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. |
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| − | *3.4
| + | '''The cum accelerates.''' |
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| − | *3.5 (Korea only; see [[Korean Wii Differences]])
| + | 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The cum accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. |
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| − | *4.0 (first version to fully block the [[Twilight Hack]])
| + | '''The cum accelerates.''' |
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| − | *4.1 (fixes a [[Wii Motion Plus]] demo video issue)
| + | You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. |
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| − | *4.2 (patches [[Bannerbomb]] v1)
| + | '''The cum accelerates.''' |
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| − | *4.3 (final released version, patches [[Bannerbomb]] v2)
| + | Your body disintegrates but your cum contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. |
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| − | == 1.0 RC1 ==
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| − | [[File:WiiSysMenu 1.0RC1.png|thumb]]
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| − | On October 17, 2020, a prerelease version of the retail menu (seemingly US version) was found in the [[Zammis Clark Breach]] data. The filename of the disc image which includes it indicates that this is likely "1.0 RC1" or "1.0 RC1.1", although the title version number (v33) is the same as final 1.0. This menu was built on Sep 24, 2006; roughly 2 weeks before the final version.
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| − | Differences include:
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| − | * By default, the menu will boot to a black screen and only respond if a disc is inserted. To access the actual menu, Z must be held in GameCube port 4 at boot.
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| − | * There is a timestamp on the Health & Safety screen.
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| − | * Some minor sound and graphical assets are different.
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| − | * The settings menu is mostly unlocalized, although the localized settings data is present in the files but unused.
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| − | * Many text strings are unlocalized or unfinalized.
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| − | * Error screens are rough and unfinished.
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| − | * Empty channel slots can be highlighted with the cursor.
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| − | * Entering the Data Management menu for Wii save data causes a crash; the reason for this is currently unknown.
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| − | * Some animation oddities are present, such as the menu briefly showing the Message Board when entering Wii Options.
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| − | * The button to launch on the Disc Channel is not greyed out when a disc is not inserted (pressing it just gives an error sound).
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| − | * Onscreen debug output is present in some setting menus.
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| − | ==Regional Differences==
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| − | ===GameCube compatibility===
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| − | While all regional versions of the RVL-001 model support GameCube discs, controllers and Memory Cards hardware wise, the Korean System Menu does not. The GameCube references are also absent in the [[Wii Mini]] and [[VWii]] versions of the menu, but are still present on [[RVL-101]] consoles (since they use the same software as RVL-001 consoles).
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| − | |[[File:Data management wii settings europe.png|thumb|<ref group="Wii Menu" name="4.3E" />]]||[[File:Data management wii settings k.png|thumb|<ref group="Wii Menu" name="4.3K" />]]
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| − | [[File:Save data channels europe.png|thumb|<ref group="Wii Menu" name="4.3E" />]]
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| − | [[File:Save data channels korea.png|thumb|<ref group="Wii Menu" name="4.3K" />]]
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| − | ===Language and country settings===
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| − | As per Nintendo's standard practice prior to their removal of region locks for the Switch, the Wii's language/country settings are completely segregated by the regional version of the installed menu. Japanese and Korean Wii Menus are locked to a single country and language so completely omit these settings, whereas American and European Wii Menus offer several choices.
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| − | [[File:Wii settings page 3 europe.png|thumb|<ref group="Wii Menu" name="4.3E" />]]
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| − | [[File:Wii settings page 3 japan.png|thumb]][[File:Dolphin_2020-04-18_11-04-15-915.jpg|thumb|<ref group="Wii Menu" name="4.3J">Wii Menu 4.3J on Dolphin</ref>]]
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| − | ===Wi-Fi Simple Start===
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| − | The Japanese version of the System Menu has a Simple Start option in the connection setup menu, allowing the Wii to connect to a Simple Start compatible router. Since such routers are exclusive to Japan, the button got removed in the other regional System Menu versions.
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| − | [[File:Wii wifi simple start screen.png|thumb|This screen is shown when clicking on the Simple Start button.<ref group="Wii Menu" name="4.3J" />]]
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| − | ===Health and Safety screen===
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| − | In the American version of the System Menu, the Health and Safety screen is entirely black and white. In all other versions the attention icon is colored yellow, and the URL is colored blue. Additionally, the URL differs between regions.
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| − | ===Sources===
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| − | '''Wii Menu versions'''
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| | + | '''The cum accelerates. Forever.''' |
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Infinite cum.
You sit on the chair to cum, but the cum never stops coming out of your pp. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your pp closed but that makes your pp hurt.
The cum accelerates.
You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your pp fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell.
The cum accelerates.
You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step.
The cum accelerates.
The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window.
The cum accelerates.
A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself.
The cum accelerates.
A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile.
The cum accelerates.
The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The cum ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers.
The cum accelerates.
You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet.
The cum accelerates.
The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your pphole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes.
The cum accelerates.
1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The cum accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city.
The cum accelerates.
You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive.
The cum accelerates.
Your body disintegrates but your cum contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness.
The cum accelerates. Forever.
